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I set aside some time today to update my “Recent Work” page (as well as drafting some freelance pitches), and while doing so I came across one of the first pieces of writing I did for Metroland, circa 2003. It still made me laugh a bit, and judging by the type of messages that still [...]

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Never give an iguana Viagra | Reuters.com
… “Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.”
(tags: misc)

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In case you find yourself wondering, “What’s Tom Wilson (’Biff’) from ‘Back to the Future I-III’ up to these days?” …

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Ohio election workers convicted of rigging ’04 presidential recount - BostonHerald.com
… “Ha! Told you so! … Oh, wait… We’re all still screwed. That’s not really anything to cheer about…”
(tags: news)

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TWISTED TOYFARE THEATRE: SSSUPER SSSIZE ME!
… “See Cobra Commander open a fast food restaurant in an attempt to destroy G.I. Joe. How does the plan work? How will it invariably backfire? What is a Ball Pit Viper and who would want to eat Serpentots? Read on to find out!”
(tags: wizard)

YouTube - Wolf Asks Cheney About [...]

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