… Some people claim to have an innate ability to absorb foreign languages. Someone I know once told me she was able to understand Italian after spending just a month in an area of Italy where no English was spoken. I challenge them to make sense of this:

This deck turned Volrath’s Shapeshifter into a Flowstone Hellion only long enough to nab haste and 11 +1/-1 effects. Then it abused the timing rules worse than the crying girl in an after-school special to transform that same Shifter into a 23/1 trampling abomination of Phyrexian Dreadnaughtiness.

Welcome to my world of the last year, folks. And I still don’t understand wtf they’re writing most of the time.