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Heading to Las Vegas this week to attend a wedding.

It’s not all fun and games, though. Apparently, one of the attendees has it in for me after I (allegedly) planted dog treats in his pockets while he slept and let the groom’s bull terriers have their way with him.

Naturally, it’s all lies, but he’s a dangerous character with a criminal record that would make hardened criminals blush. So I’ll need to keep on my toes and keep a shiv handy.

Never forget: this is bat country.

Pray for me.