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From today’s conversation threads:

11:38:04 AM varmouth: shit, myspace has an ad for “laser skin tightening and body sculpting” procedures
11:38:16 AM varmouth: they can do that?
11:39:56 AM gatrbite25: yeah, but you become a cyborg, and whenever you try to run or jump, you can only do it in slo-mo…
11:40:25 AM varmouth: if i can get lasers in my eyeballs, sign me up