shootin’ and ridin’ and drinkin’
August 31st, 2008 by Rick · 2 Comments ·
Things I did yesterday:
Went for a long ride on the motorcycle with Jessica and my brother, Chris, who recently passed his motorcycle test on the first attempt (something I wasn’t able to accomplish). He rides a Piaggio MP3, which is actually a pretty impressive ride.
Shot aluminum cans with an official Red Rider BB gun, both in standard shoulder-mounted style and the awesome but entirely inaccurate off-the-hip cowboy stance. Yelled lines from Tombstone while doing so, proving yet again that I am someone who should not be taken anywhere.
Listened intently to a discussion of the differences between children’s classics Everyone Poops and Where’s the Poop?.
Realized that my friends who are parents now outnumber my friends without children, then proceeded to drink enough scotch to frighten all of the parents.