Last week, I received an email from my buddy Johnny Rugby (not his real name, but we’ve stopped calling him anything else — it’s a long story) containing the image shown here.
“You’re Welcome!” was the only thing he wrote in the message.
I haven’t bothered to ask for any clarification of why he made the image — or better yet, why he decided to send it to me. Sometimes it’s better to just take it for what it is and come up with your own reason why someone would decide to sit down at the computer and create this image.

Previously, Johnny Rugby sent me a photoset of images from EveryScape.com (an online map system with a “street view” similar to Google Maps) that featured him chasing the mapping car around and scaring the driver.
Oh, and at some point, remind to tell you the story about how he became the first person to receive a multi-year ban from my apartment. It’s a classic.
‘Nuff said.













5 responses so far ↓
1 Rugby // Oct 23, 2008 at 2:00 am
It was a lifetime ban, I just swindled my way back into your heart. It isn’t my fault that you are a no-fun ninny poopkins.
And don’t act like you don’t totally love the Hawking picture. Look how happy he is. You should be too. You shouldn’t be so presumptuous that he is being body slammed. Perhaps Ultimate Warrior just pinned Jake the Snake and is carrying around Stephen Hawking in celebration. I mean, look at the man’s face, pure jubilee.
For the record, the picture was created for fantasy football. It just so happens that Stephen Hawking is my offensive coordinator.
2 RM // Oct 23, 2008 at 8:20 am
So, not wanting you to pee off my balcony onto my downstairs neighbor’s porch (“because hitting the wind chime makes crazy music”) makes me a no-fun nanny poopkins, eh? I guess that’s fair.
3 Ronan // Oct 23, 2008 at 9:46 am
In Rugby’s defense it was hilarious… in a totally inappropriate way. Which is really his signature.
4 RM // Oct 23, 2008 at 10:52 am
I do love the proposal that this was the Ultimate Warrior’s way of celebrating after he pinned Jake the Snake.
5 Rugby // Oct 23, 2008 at 1:57 pm
These are all unproven allegations and quite frankly border libel. Until a jury convicts me, I am innocent! HA!
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