I think we might have a winner… but really, when it comes to stuff like this, we all lose.

Here’s “I’m Zack,” a Bar Mitzvah music video featuring the vocal stylings of Zachary Freiman:

Honestly, I have to hand it to Zack for the whole Robert Palmer “Addicted to Love” sequence with the bored looking pre-teens — especially since that video went out of regular rotation almost a decade before Zack was born.

And just in case you’ve been fortunate enough to somehow avoid the magic of Rebecca Black this week:

(via Amy)