Hey, remember “Epic Beard Man,” that elderly guy who was seen beating up a younger guy on a bus in that viral video and everyone thought he was cool until they realized he was actually a racist, violent, and possibly insane danger to himself and everyone else around him?
Well, he’s got his own movie… and Danny Trejo is playing him in it.
Behold the trailer for “Bad Ass,” starring Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, and Ron Perlman:
Okay, so I don’t know anything about this film other than the fact that this trailer exists and the movie has a Facebook page, so it could just be one big joke — and to be honest, I kind of hope it is. I don’t think the world is ready for a movie about Epic Beard Man.
Heck, I don’t think Epic Beard Man is ready for a movie Epic Beard Man.