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only at wizard, #8

June 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

The following exchange took place in the press room on Saturday during Wizard World Philadelphia: Individual #1: “Man, almost pissed myself… There’s a six-foot werewolf in the bathroom.” Individual #2: “Yup, he got me, too. I think he’s been hanging out in there a lot this weekend.”

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only at wizard #7

May 7th, 2007 · No Comments

I made the following statement today in a meeting with a writer: I think that it’s okay to run that page, but the butt-sex is a concern.

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foreign tongues: only at wizard #6

March 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment

… Some people claim to have an innate ability to absorb foreign languages. Someone I know once told me she was able to understand Italian after spending just a month in an area of Italy where no English was spoken. I challenge them to make sense of this: This deck turned Volrath’s Shapeshifter into a […]

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only at wizard #5

December 15th, 2006 · 1 Comment

"mr. fantastic," eh? … One of my writers discovered this little gem while researching an article today. I wonder if they’ll touch upon this period of the Fantastic Four’s history in the next film…

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only at wizard #4

December 6th, 2006 · No Comments

I found myself giving the following order today: “I don’t think today is a good day for a ‘Name That Crotch’ contest. Move it to next week.”

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only at wizard, #3

October 25th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Overheard conversation: Staffer #1: “Hey, is that the office X-Box?” Staffer #2: “Yeah, I had to bring it home last night for some freelance work.”

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only at wizard, #2

October 3rd, 2006 · No Comments

Recent comment from one of my writers, when asked about a “Battlestar: Galactica” conference call he recently took part in: “It was fine, except a guy from Soap Opera Digest kept asking about sex in space…”

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