Every now and then, the stuff I write about to pay the bills can get a little weird. Case in point: a post I wrote for io9 that debuts the first trailer for “The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody.” Yes, it’s the inevitable porn parody of “The Avengers” — and let’s be honest here, it’s [...]

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People are always joking about pugs being weird, but have you ever watched a sloth do, well… whatever it is that sloths do during the day? After watching the video below, I am quite certain that the sloth is the true weirdo of the animal kingdom. Apparently, the video above is a teaser for an [...]

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I haven’t played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim yet — mainly because I know it will occupy my every waking hour once I do start playing it. Still, even without playing the game, this video featuring a Skyrim player’s collection of decapitated, stripped, and posed female bodies is ridiculously creepy: Also creepy? The fact that [...]

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The discovery of these adult men’s briefs prompt at least two immediate observations: 1. I would pay to read the comic in which Frank Castle discovers a store selling Punisher underwear. 2. Is it really a smart move to associate this part of your body with "The Fastest Man Alive"?

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Hurricane Irene is due to hit New York City soon, and from what I can tell, the range of potential results include everything from apocalyptic, civilization-destroying carnage to the entire island of Manhattan sinking into the sea and becoming future generations’ favorite urban myth. One thing that everyone seems to agree on, however, is the [...]

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Sure, there are a lot of people making some very nice movies out there, but are any of them doing work as important as what’s being done at Kittywood Studios? I think not. I rest my case. Now back to preparing for NYC HURRICANEPOCALYPSE 2011. (via @JMBMarshall)

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I loved the Crank movies, which is why the fact that directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor were rebooting the Ghost Rider franchise didn’t bother me as much as it did everyone else. I didn’t care if the first movie wasn’t very good, or that Nicolas Cage was returning for the sequel, because… IT’S THE [...]

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